Today’s Reading – 11/16/07

November 17, 2007

Confronting the Fabled Monster, Not to Mention His Naked Mom

So who’s interested in seeing Beowulf? I’m definitely curious about the animation techniques used and am all for cinematic adaptations of ancient epic poetry. (Okay, it really comes down to the naked animated Angelina Jolie – you got me. And I can see that in IMAX 3D, right?) Maybe it’s just who I talk to, but I don’t hear anyone eager to see this. Is it going to be a huge flop?

Barry Bonds indicted on 4 perjury counts, obstruction of justice

This Barry Bonds indictment is sort of ho-hum news to me. Maybe it’s because I just don’t care anymore. And though I think Bonds comes off as a total asshole whose hubris might have finally brought him down, I’m not sure he should be singled out as baseball’s steroid guy. Anyway, the San Francisco Chronicle has been on this story for years, breaking the original story on Bonds’ grand jury testimony, and they have all the need-to-know info on the indictment and where it leaves Bonds.

Shadows and Blog

With the continuing tension between blogs and conventional media (especially in regards to sportswriting), readers and peers have been waiting to see what Joe Posnanski thinks on the matter. Not only is Posnanski a columnist for the Kansas City Star (and arguably the best sports columnist in the country), but he’s also gotten into blogging over the past year, which is equally must-read material for sports fans. Not only does Posnanski tout the virtues of both newspaper writing and blogging, but he also takes a position that is refreshingly candid.

(Tip o’ the cap to Billfer)

Sexiest Man Living 2007

Matt Damon was People’s choice for Sexiest Man Alive. Despite (inexplicably!) not seeing The Bourne Ultimatum yet, I did watch Damon seduce Ellen Barkin in Ocean’s 13, which provides sufficient evidence. (Although Damon needed “The Gilroy” to get the job done…) Anyway, Salon.com has many more choices for their sexy men of the year. My favorite choice: Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan.

Beyond the Multiplex

Southland Tales is opening in Ann Arbor this weekend, almost sneaking into town. (And is No Country for Old Men really not here yet? What the #@$%?!) I don’t even know what the hell the movie’s about, but I want to see it. To me, any film from the director of Donnie Darko should be seen as a major event, but that was more of a cult phenomenon than big hit.


Fear and Loathing in Detroit: Sports Reporters vs. Sports Bloggers

November 5, 2007

[This was originally posted on my Detroit Tigers blog, Bless You Boys, but it touches on old media vs. new media arguments that aren't just restricted to sports, so I thought it might be appropriate to publish here, as well.]

And here I thought I was having plenty of fun yesterday, watching college football while zonked out on muscle relaxers for my frighteningly aching back.  While spending the day away from the computer, lying flat in the blissful state of a relatively flexible and painless lower back, it appears that a column written by the Detroit News‘ Chris McCosky had much the same effect on the Detroit sports blogosphere as tossing a molotov cocktail through the window of an unsuspecting home during family dinnertime.

This was brought to my attention by The Detroit Tigers Weblog’s Billfer, so I’ll begin by linking to his retort to McCosky’s column.  I don’t know if I’m quite as outraged as Bill, but it’s definitely amusing that a prominent member of the local sports media apparently feels so threatened by bloggers that he deems it necessary to explain why his work should be considered more credible, going so far as to remind his readers that he actually went to school to learn his trade.

Journalism employs trained professionals.  We actually have to go to school for this stuff.  We take our jobs seriously.  There are rules and standards that we are beholden to.  There are ethics involved.  We actually talk to, in person, the people we write about.  If we rip somebody in an article, you best be sure most of us will confront that person the next day and take whatever medicine we need to take.

Just so you know where I’m coming from on this, I went to school to study journalism too, and have some experience working as a credentialed member of the media.  Some of that work included exchanging e-mails with Mr. McCosky for a Detroit Pistons season preview that I wrote for a magazine last year.  (And even back then, he railed against the sports talk radio/message board culture that was apparently making him chase stories he felt he shouldn’t have to.)

Maybe that’s made me more reverential toward the media than I should be.  I know beat writers, especially, put in long hours at the arena or ballpark pursuing the latest newsworthy information.  They also have to cull that material – most of which isn’t usually very revelatory or compelling – into something readable while working on a tight deadline, which can be pretty stressful work.

However, a lot of “reporting” is also watching a game and recounting what happened for the next morning’s paper.  They saw it, you saw it, and I saw it.  Would our accounts of the same event that we all just witness really differ that greatly?  Of course not.  The only difference is that the media can go down to the locker room directly after the game and ask Jim Leyland why he didn’t take Jason Grilli out after he loaded the bases or ask Grilli why he threw four straight balls when there wasn’t an open base.

But really, how often is the answer to that question really informative?  And how often is the person asking that question really going to challenge his or her subject when he knows he’s getting a flat, meaningless response?  If Leyland dismisses a question with “It was the right call, and I’d make it every time,” how often is a simple “Why?” the follow-up query?  How often does the mainstream media really take advantage of the access and opportunity that McCosky touts as the shiniest badge of honor for his profession?

I’m not saying it’s easy.  To ask a sharp, probing question face to face, and risk an angry response that could affect everyone else trying to do his or her job in that clubhouse, can be a difficult situation to deal with.  I’ve had Dmitri Young, post-rehab, tell me to my face that he wasn’t talking.  And I didn’t push the issue because it wouldn’t have mattered.  He didn’t play in that particular game, and I was just looking for an easy interview to post on my magazine’s website.  Maybe I should’ve pushed it, but I didn’t want the fledgling magazine I was working for to lose its credential because of my grandstanding.

I don’t think a beat writer for one of the city’s two major metropolitan newspapers is going to have the same problem.  Would the Pistons really ban the Detroit News from the locker room or press row because one of the players got angry at its reporter?  I seriously doubt it.  Yet many writers act as if such a penalty could be incurred.

Go ahead and boast that you have to face a player or coach the day after bashing him in print.  But that same boast is also frequently used as a shield to justify not asking tougher questions in the first place.  (“Hey, I have to work with these people every day.  I’m not pissing them off to make my job miserable.”)

I’ve probably spent far too long on that particular point, so let’s move on.

With blogging and Web sites, it seems the hard work, standards, accountability, courage all of that is bypassed.  Who needs to study this stuff, or attend games, or conduct interviews when you can just sit in your basement and clack out whatever comes through your head, right?  If I rip somebody, or if I get something wrong, who cares?  Nobody will see me.

This is ridiculously reductive.  To McCosky, it “seems” the hard work is bypassed because he apparently didn’t look at much to back up his unsubstantiated assertion.  Study what “stuff” exactly?  If Billfer devotes a post to hitters’ spray charts or Lee Panas writes about runs created by position, did no amount of work go into that?  Did they just conjure that information out of thin air?  No, they looked far deeper into the game than any member of the mainstream baseball media.  And they did so because the information provided by those who are ostensibly the be-all, end-all authority on sports reporting doesn’t tell enough of the story.

That brings up the ugly truth about the sports blogosphere that the mainstream media doesn’t want to acknowledge.  They created us.

Fans are increasingly not getting what they want and need from the conventional outlets of newspaper, TV, or radio.  So we, as readers and fans, are either going to seek out the kind of information that’s more in line with our thinking, that gives us another way of looking at the game, or just create that material ourselves.  Along the way, we might even find something that we hadn’t previously considered, and that feeling of discovery is a refreshing bit of flavor among all the gruel we’re consistently served these days.  And if many other fans weren’t beginning to feel that way, McCosky wouldn’t have felt it necessary to explain that his job is more important than our hobby.

Furthermore, if we “get something wrong,” we’re most certainly held accountable.  Not only by our readers, but by other bloggers.  It’s why there’s a comment section at the end of every post, so that readers can offer up an immediate response to something they agree or disagree with, a luxury conventional media hasn’t offered them until relatively recently – likely in an attempt to keep pace with new media.  Maybe that’s another reason McCosky’s so miffed at bloggers.  Maybe his editors are suddenly asking him to keep up with an outlet that’s providing a much quicker fix than the next morning’s newspaper.

I want my writing to be taken seriously, so if I write that I believe Brad Wilkerson should be the Detroit Tigers’ left fielder next season, I’m going to do everything I can to support that belief.  Otherwise, why should anyone bother to read any of my material?  Nothing’s more humbling (and embarrassing) than being called out by a reader who can collapse your argument with a simple breath.  No one understands how precious one’s time is than those who invested their own into something almost purely out of love and interest.  Those who don’t take their work that seriously won’t be getting much more of anyone’s time.  We don’t receive the benefit of the doubt that many attribute to anything that’s in print.

But while we’re talking about what’s in print, let’s address another McCosky assertion:

Bloggers are having a field day speculating on how Joel Zumaya really injured his shoulder.  Nobody believes a heavy box fell on him.  So the Internet is rife with stories about how he fell off his dirt bike.

There is not a single Detroit Tigers blog that posted this rumor about Joel Zumaya injuring his shoulder while dirt-biking.  And if I’m wrong about that, McCosky didn’t bother to point me to where I’d find this theory.  As far as I can tell, the closest anyone came to that was me addressing that conspiracy theories were being floated out there and linking to a couple of places where such rumors could be found.  I also said that such conjecture was irrelevant.  And do you know what opened the door to such a subject being approached in the first place?  An article by McCosky’s colleague at the Detroit News, Lynn Henning:

The details of Zumaya’s mishap, and the long lapse between the incident and Thursday’s disclosure, raised at least as many questions as were answered.

That was in print.  In a newspaper.  Speculation.  By a professional journalist.  And message boards and commenters ran off from there.  No blogger created that.  Yet apparently, we’re all swimming in the same cesspool that McCosky used to soak the brush he’s painting the Detroit sports blogosphere with.  This is exactly the type of irresponsible conduct he’s charging sports bloggers with carrying out.  And it didn’t even happen.  How’s that for accountability?

Finally, McCosky proves just how original his thinking really is with the same old, tired shot that all those who find themselves threatened by new media love to take:

But you do have to know most reporters at legitimate news sources work hard to deliver fair, accurate and pertinent information.

And what they do is vastly different than what the clever dude in his pajamas is doing on his computer, down in his basement.

This is right up there with saying that Detroit sports fans still light cars on fire when they’re celebrating a championship, the old stand-by writers from other cities pull out whenever their teams are playing one of ours.  It’s a throwaway comment that’s actually easy, thoughtless hackery.  Should I now make a crack about freeloading sportswriters gorging on complimentary food in the media lounge?  (And the food provided on McCosky’s beat at the Palace of Auburn Hills is pretty good.)

I’m also offended because I’m typing this in my home office (which happens to be on an upper level of my house) while wearing a sweatshirt and jeans.  That’s pretty much the same thing your sportswriting colleagues wear, based on my personal experience.  The pajamas went in the hamper before I took a shower this morning.  Get your facts straight like they taught you in school, McCosky.  Well… at least he called us “clever.”  Maybe that’s what McCosky was trying to be here, and this was just some poorly executed attempt at satire.

It’s baffling to me how writers like Chris McCosky get so defensive about this stuff.  Ask most sports fans where they get their news, or how they caught up on last night’s game.  A majority of them will still probably say the newspaper.  And if they do read sports blogs, they still know who was on the scene to report on events as they occurred.  They hear who’s called an “insider” on the radio each week.  They see who ESPN puts on the air as “experts.”

So why feel so threatened?  Why act like old man Tom Smykowski in Office Space, having to explain his job to that consultant, Bob Slydell, so he doesn’t get laid off?  (“Can’t you understand that?  What the hell is wrong with you people?“)  Is it because he sees his job changing, and doesn’t like it?  Is he having to chase rumors or write website material that you previously didn’t have to?  Are bloggers suddenly getting more credit than he thinks they should?  (And if that’s the case, let me know where that credit’s being handed out, because I think a lot of us would love some of that.)

Maybe that’s something he can address in print, after talking to some of the bloggers he criticized.  You know, in person.  Or even via e-mail.  As an accountable professional journalist is supposed to, upholding the standards and ethics he or she was taught in school.  Or is it just easier to attack and move on?


Today’s Reading – 09/13/07

September 14, 2007

Bloggin’ Tigers baseball

Okay, this is totally gratuitious (and probably an abuse of the “Today’s Reading” institution, which has been established for… one whole week), but I was fortunate enough to have my Detroit Tigers blogging noticed by the people at USA Today Sports Weekly for their regular “Bloggin’ Baseball” series. If you swing by a newsstand, the interview is in this week’s issue (Sept. 12-18) with Armageddon Appalachian State’s Corey Lynch on the cover. I’m on page 43.

UI’s hot tickets

According to this article, the University of Iowa collected $850,000 in parking fines last year. That’s approximately the amount the Parking and Transportation department sucked out of me during my two years at Iowa, so they’ve clearly found other violaters to punish (frequently). No sympathy for the grad student complaining about having to take a bus from Hawkeye Court, though. That’s where I lived, and there’s really no reason not to use the campus bus service from there.

Pamela Anderson: “I Paid a Poker Debt with Sexual Favors and Fell in Love”

You know, I always thought I might be missing out on something by not playing poker. I’m not sure it’s an indication of one’s card-playing skills, however, by putting Ms. Anderson so far in debt that she slept her way out of it. (I’m sure plenty of waiters don’t mind if her credit card is ever declined at dinner.) That dude better watch out for Kid Rock or Tommy Lee, though. (Speaking of gratuitous, using “Pamela Anderson” and “sexual favors” should give the site traffic a boost today.)

A No-Paper Newspaper

We’ve kind of covered this sort of thing before at FRT (also in response to a Washington Post article), but each day seems to bring us closer to a reality of “paper-less” newspapers. To me, this is one of the top reasons to consider buying an iPhone or iPod Touch. It’s one of the first things on my mind when I think about how I’d use it in my daily life.


It’s Like an Orange On a Toothpick

September 14, 2007

Tuesday evening was the second annual get-together for Detroit Tigers (and other sports) bloggers at Comerica Park. Once again, Billfer of The Detroit Tigers Weblog did all he could to make it happen. There will be plenty of pictures to share from the evening once Samara (Roar of the Tigers) posts the dozens (and dozens) of photos she snapped from the game. But for now, I had to share the first of the images she posted.


Beautiful view of the Detroit evening sky, no? That is, if you can see it over the giant head in the foreground. Who in the hell would walk into a ballpark sporting that kind of melon? It’s a virtual planetoid.

Down in front! Oh wait, that’s your head. Sorry.

(Kudos of the day to anyone who can name the movie this post’s headline came from.)


Who’s the Face of the Detroit Tigers?

August 23, 2007

A little while ago, the folks at ESPN.com SportsNation asked me if I would be interested in participating in a series called “Face of the Franchise,” in which four panelists selected their choice for the best current representative of a Major League Baseball team. The panel would consist of a writer from ESPN.com, a beat writer or columnist from that team’s city, an analyst from “Baseball Tonight,” and a team-specific blogger.

After briefly wondering if someone was pulling a joke on me (and doing the requisite Google search), I said “Hell yeah, I’d be interested” and started thinking hard about my choice. And when I say “thinking hard,” I mean agonizing over it, like Rob in High Fidelity when the reporter asked him what his top five favorite songs were. This was going down for posterity. My name would be on this. My Tigers fan (and blogger) credibility would be at stake.

The only rule I had to follow was that my choice had to be currently associated with the team. I couldn’t pick an old-timer like Ty Cobb or Al Kaline, or any of the players I grew up watching, like Alan Trammell or Kirk Gibson. A few choices came to mind right away, and I began to consider whether or not I could write an interesting paragraph on this person, and the likelihood that he could be chosen by the other panelists.

I also asked a handful of friends who they would pick as the face of the Detroit Tigers, but no clear choice stood out. Actually, that was kind of reassuring. I wasn’t just being anal-retentive or indecisive.

Then I imposed a couple of my own rules. 1) My pick had to be a player. An manager, owner, or broadcaster could certainly be the face of a team. But in my mind, fans don’t go to the ballpark or switch the game on because of a manager or owner. Players get us excited; they’re the ones we watch. 2) Casual fans, or even people who don’t follow sports had to be aware of who the player is. I probably didn’t follow this rule very closely because it somewhat conflicted with the first rule. For instance, if I ask my mother about the Tigers, she’d probably mention their manager, Jim Leyland. And if I consulted a non-fan like Mis Hooz, she likely wouldn’t name anyone. But if I talked to baseball fans in other cities, who might they name?

After considering all these factors, I’m not sure that my choice ended up being any different from who I was leaning toward in the first place. If you’ve been reading BYB regularly, you can probably guess who I picked as the face of the Tigers. But you can read the official pick here, along with those of Rob Neyer, Jon Paul Morosi, and Eric Young (whose pick will go up tomorrow).

Having my name on a website with “ESPN” in the URL isn’t a bad way to go. I think I might celebrate tonight (as if I needed an excuse to eat and drink while on vacation).


So Funny ‘Cuz It Hits So Close

July 20, 2007

This is almost three months old, but I just noticed it today while reading The Onion. And damn, if it didn’t make me cringe with familiarity.

If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldnt Say No

The Onion

If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldn’t Say No

Let me make one thing clear right off the bat: I started my blog because I needed an outlet for my thoughts and feelings during the 2004…

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Of course, I’m nothing like that guy because I have a better haircut. And I wear glasses. I just, you know, wanted to see if I could really embed the headline in my blog like The Onion said I could.

But if any major metropolitan newspaper wanted to offer me a film critic’s gig based on “Four-Sentence Movie Reviews” (We’d have more space for ads! It’s brilliant!), I’m pretty sure I’m available…


Remodeling the Kitchen, So to Speak…

July 2, 2007

I’m not a guy who likes to change things on the fly, merely just for the sake of change. In college, I remember sometimes coming home to a completely rearranged apartment, courtesy of my roommate’s whim, and it usually didn’t sit too well with me. And it wasn’t just that there had been a change, and I like things to stay the same. But there seemed to be no good reason for the change, other than he was putting off studying for exams.

Having said that, I can certainly appreciate the need to shake things up for a new look or fresh approach. And the same ol’, same ol’ had gotten a little old here at Fried Rice Thoughts. I actually meant to do this a couple of months ago, but was a little bit intimidated by “the new” Blogger, and put it off.

However, after having some issues with merely tweaking the template last week, it became pretty apparent that it was time to go with some new hotness. Plus, my mind was pretty clear, having nothing else to do on a Saturday night with a few beers in me, and I didn’t care about keeping stuff like those Amazon ads that just made the page load slower, so “the new” didn’t seem so bad anymore. (And I feel like kind of an idiot for not figuring it out before.)

So I realize it’s nothing to get too excited about. Essentially, it’s just throwing on a new coat of paint. It’s already been pointed out to me that I could use a logo or banner up top, but that’s beyond my limited skill set. (However, if anyone is capable and willing, I have some ideas…) But the sidebars have been cleaned up a bit, with a few new additions and subtractions. And you can finally sort through posts by category now, though the list is hardly comprehensive, as I haven’t gone back and labeled every one of them. (Given the sheer amount, I don’t know if that’ll ever get done.)

I noticed that I only posted seven times in June, which is way behind what I used to do when this was my only baby. (And as I could’ve expected, the readership has pretty much followed suit.) With Bless You Boys taking up so much of my time now during baseball season, posting every day here just isn’t going to happen. But I’m hoping that the new look gives me a little bit of a jumpstart. I certainly had fun playing with the new layout, and it got me excited about posting some stuff (especially if it’s not sports-related) again. Maybe not so much this week, because of the 4th of July, but definitely after the holiday. I got some four-sentence movie reviews yearning to be typed out.


Who’s Your New Tigers Blogger?

March 10, 2007

I’ve been procrastinating with this a bit, but now seems like an excellent time to share what’s going on. I’ve been asked by the fine people at SportsBlog Nation to take over their Detroit Tigers site, Bless You Boys, and after giving the matter a whole lot of thought, I’ve decided I’ll take the gig.

Not only am I curious to see what it will be like to write for a larger sports blog network, but I’m really excited about contributing more to what has now become a formidable Tigers blog community. I’m hoping my first post – the mission statement, if you will – will be up within the next day or so. (I can only hope my mission statement leads to a better result than Jerry Maguire’s.)

To be honest, I was initially intimidated by the idea of running a Tigers blog when several other people already do it so damn well. Could I possibly have anything different or interesting to say about what’s now Detroit’s most beloved team? I guess that remains to be seen. But besides the sense of community and camaraderie that’s been created, one thing that’s been so great about the Tigers blogosphere is how each writer has been able to find his or her own niche to fill. I hope I manage to find mine over the next few months.

So what does this mean for Fried Rice Thoughts and the other wing of the Casselbloggy network, Sweaty Men Endeavors? Well, I might be naive or delusional, but I intend to keep it all going. I’ve occasionally wondered if I should dial back the blogging and concentrate on something like writing a novel or advancing my freelance career. But two-and-a-half-years of my life have gone into this, which includes several events extremely important to me, such as my father’s passing and my mother’s citizenship. I’m proud of (most of) what I’ve written here, so I’m not letting my baby go.

I’m not sure what will happen here during the summer, as I’m sure I’ll have to cut back a bit with my attention and time being further divided. But there’s always something going on worthy of celebration and ridicule, and I can never keep that type of stuff to myself. This blog was always meant to be a place where I could write about anything I wanted, and I love having that, along with the gratification of those who make a point to stop by here each day to see what I’m emptying out of my head. I will always appreciate that.

If you’re a Detroit Tigers fan and already check in at Bless You Boys, I hope you’ll bear with me as I try to find my footing there for the next couple of weeks. And if not, I’d certainly love for you to follow me over and chime in during the upcoming baseball season. Again, thank you, and I look forward to keeping this thing going with you.


Hey, I just found your blog!

January 12, 2007

[Once again, here's something I originally posted over at Sweaty Men Endeavors, but I thought it was funny enough to post here, too. Use protection out there, kids.]

Like any blogger, I always like to know how readers find their way to my site. Did people respond to something I wrote about Tony Romo, for instance? How many people found Sweaty Men Endeavors through my post on Kobe Bryant last year? Did that post on those frisky Eagles ticket-seekers draw some traffic? Etc., etc. You know how it goes.

Site Meter and other such web counters, of course, become crucial tools in satisfying such curiosity. You can find out some really interesting things. It’s often surprising and sometimes enlightening to see what sorts of web searches bring people to your blog. (And yes, I realize I asked for plenty of problems when I gave this blog its title.)

And then, sometimes you’re reminded that you’d just rather not know. Because the truth is too disturbing. Case in point. I hope you found what you were truly looking for, sir or madam.

Boy, I hope this doesn’t turn out to be something that happened when I was blacked out from drinking…


Jibber-jabber!

April 6, 2006

▪▪ It seems like I mention Pop Candy at least once or twice a week now, but they posted a link to the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ new single, “Dani California,” which I’ve been nodding my head and tapping my desk to all morning. I really enjoy the evolution their sound has undergone over the past few years. Who knew maturity could sound so good? I haven’t been to a concert in a few years, and might have to change that when the Chili Peppers tour this summer.

▪▪ I should really break the concert drought tonight when Beth Orton plays at The Majestic in Detroit. But going to the show by myself, which I’d probably have to do because all my local friends are married with kids now, doesn’t sound like as much fun. (Mis Hooz told me last week to solicit concert-mates through the blog. Would anyone have taken me up on such an offer? Oh, drat – why don’t I listen to her more?)

▪▪ Did anyone else waste an hour of their lives last night by watching ESPN’s “Bonds on Bonds” – Barry Bonds’ exercise in narcissism – last night? No? You’re so much smarter than me. I’m a total hypocrite for watching it, and clearly need a better nighttime hobby.

▪▪ I should’ve found more comic books to read. I don’t read them as regularly as I used to, but – geek alert! – the latest story arc of Daredevil, in which the hero has been jailed by the feds for his vigilante activities and a long-time character was murdered, is pretty damn good.

▪▪ After just one week, I can see that fantasy baseball is going to control my life in a way I could’ve anticipated. And I was making such progress to resuming a life of productivity. By the way, I’m in a league with fellow bloggers Donutbuzz, Wabi-Sabi, and Spinster Girl, so I’m sure there will be some chest-thumping and trash talking throughout the summer. Will I have the same beginner’s luck with baseball that I had with fantasy football? Oh, I’m livin’ the fantasy life.

▪▪ Speaking of chest-thumping, thanks to the UCLA Bruins making it to the Final Four and championship game of the NCAA basketball tournament (along with Connecticut losing, thus ruining virtually everyone else’s bracket), I barely scratched out a win in Kevin Antcliff’s bloggers bracket. And when I say “barely scratched out,” that is the total truth, man. I won by one stinkin’ point over Complete Sports, who’s being very gracious about finishing second.

Also accepting their defeats with class and decorum were the aforementioned Mr. Antcliff and Need4Sheed. Thank you for the kind words, friends and fellow bloggers, especially when my victory was totally a case of the sun finding a dog’s @$$, or however that saying goes.