“If you’re always a pessimist, consider just how futile that attitude can be.“
Considering the meal I scarfed down before opening this cookie may have blown out my sodium intake for the day, I’m not sure I should be feeling too sunny, Confucius.
But health concerns aside, that Kung Pao chicken was damn tasty. Ian likes his spicy.
C’mon, man – am I suppose to just stay home and munch on a head of lettuce?
Leave a Comment » | 
Fortune Cookies | 
Permalink
Posted by iancass
“Everything will now come your way.“
If that’s some tricky way of saying I’ll be getting really sick soon, I’m going to be pissed off.
Leave a Comment » | 
Fortune Cookies | 
Permalink
Posted by iancass
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.“
You know what looks like a frickin’ awesome coming attraction? The Transformers.
Leave a Comment » | 
Fortune Cookies | 
Permalink
Posted by iancass
“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.“
That totally applies to Chinese buffets, too. You can’t enjoy anything if you want to eat everything.
Leave a Comment » | Fortune Cookies | Permalink
Posted by iancass
“Love in its essence is spiritual fire.”
Is that a STD reference?
Leave a Comment » | Fortune Cookies | Permalink
Posted by iancass
“Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”
Pass the Lo Mein, please.
Leave a Comment » | Fortune Cookies | Permalink
Posted by iancass
